fitten

A fitten is a sexually attactive human-being of the female sex. A contraction of the words 'fit' (meaning attactive) and 'kitten' (a suitable noun to complement 'fit'), fitten can be used in a variety of contexts.

For example, "dude, that girl is a fitten", "I don't know who you were talking about, but that girl's more of an uggo" or "bruv, that girl you were talking to was a fitten, so why did you leave the party with the minger?". Not to be used for grandmas, cave-dwellers or mingers.

by JollyJester January 7, 2008

fifteen second rule

the rule whereby if a college student is present in his dormitory and takes more than fifteen seconds to answer after a knock, one can assume that he is masturbating.

Bill: Matt, are you there? (knocking)

Matt: Yep, hold on.

(waiting)

(waiting)

(waiting)

Bill: Fifteen second rule, you're officially masturbating. (turns around)
Hey everyone! Matt's masturbating!

by The Iron Fist January 5, 2009

final fifteen

weight gained in the last year of graduate school as a result of sitting on your ass and writing your thesis/dissertation day after day.

Person A: Has David gained weight? He's looking a little doughy lately.

Person B: Yeah, but it's just the final fifteen. He'll start hitting the gym again after the thesis is finished.

by UCDSocGrad November 19, 2011

taking a fifteen

to take a fifteen minute break in order to masturbate or have quick sexual relations with a partner in a random room.

dude, adam and steve are taking a fifteen in the garage--do not go in there.

by Brian Bryant October 14, 2008

pen fifteen

a trick played on girls who are sweet, oblivious, innocent girls. a mean girl will ask them to join the pen club. she says"i'm pen 13, she's pen 14, and we want you to be pen 15. the girl, oblivious as she is, says ok! then the mean girl writes PEN15 or PENIS on the girl's hand.

that girl who played the pen fifteen trick is SO evil!!!!

by chinchilasrule February 14, 2008

Fifteen Minutes

the amount of time it takes for one to quickly bang someone (usually in a car)

like in the movie grease, "hey putz... 15 minutes!"

by andie September 20, 2003

Fitten

A fancy word that means "about to" but really it's stupid

I'm fitten to eat something

by cow lovers March 26, 2017