busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006

firuze

Firuze is the prettiest girl of the world and loves one piece more than everything.

Firuze and one piece is the same

by Anonymhahahah January 3, 2017

XL Frozen Alex

The art of knowing how to be absolutely gay, so gay that you taught the lead roles of Brokeback Mountain how to be gay. So gay that you were the stunt double for BOTH of the actors. There is absolutely no one gayer than an XL Frozen Alex.

Guy 1: That dude looks extremely fucking gay!
Guy 2: He's clearly an XL Frozen Alex!

by Carc369 April 24, 2010

Frozen Gargon

An emoji-faced man who is known by the name "Tommy " who apparently shreds.

"Frozen Gargon" shreds. - Frozen Gargon is a YouTuber

by AyyeeImSpy December 23, 2017

Frozen Putin

An alcoholic drink that consists of an In-n-Out milkshake with a shot of vodka mixed into it.

My favorite drink is a Frozen Putin!
Don’t forget to bring your Frozen Putin.

by Izzy & Sabrina October 28, 2019

firoj

To be surprised by a facial expression

He was a firoj for the moment

by Tarak December 25, 2020

Frozen eyelid

A frozen eyelid is when you get cum in your eyelids and leave it there for a long period of time and it goes hard.

Donny: Ughh Yeah you might be 83 but you go like a 69 year old

Nan: Woohooo

Donny: Arghh im jizzing everywhere

Nan: Oh fuck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks

by Titty_facker69 May 13, 2016