Firing blanks like '98 

when you were trying to nut before your body can even generate cum in your balls.

yeah man, I was firing blanks like '98 when I was 10.

Firing blanks like '98 by TheSpizzleWizard November 29, 2021

firing eggs 

to fart; the act of farting

Person 1: "Did you hear that?"
person 2: "Someone was firing eggs."

firing eggs by quad3x1 January 24, 2022

firing wristers 

Normally a term for taking a particular type of hockey shot, however in particular circumstances is a term for male masturbation.

Riley is so lame for not going out last night I bet he just stayed home cruising the internet and firing wristers….

firing wristers by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe April 22, 2023

Firing on all cylinders 

To sneeze, poop, and urinate all at once on the toilet.

Dave: Man Paul, you in the bathroom for a long time.
Paul: Yeah, I was Firing on all cylinders.

Firing on all cylinders by Seems Like Science March 31, 2015

Firing Blanks 

one who isnt able to ejaculate semen yet

"Ian stop firing blanks"

"At least i aint firing blanks"

Firing Blanks by AviatorsRdABOMb May 7, 2010

Firing Squad

A rather odd gathering of male homosexuals. One man is tied to a chair with his arms behind his back while three other naked men masturbate and then try and hit the tied up man's mouth with their spewing manhood.

Sigfried and Roy were involved in a firing squad last night.

Firing Squad by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Firing Range 

Having a female lay down and a male stand over her, aiming and shooting his sperm at her boobs and pussy.

Person #1 "Hey dude, yesterday i did the firing range on this hooker."
Person #2 "4 realz? Were you accurate?"
Person #1 "Yea i hit my target."

Firing Range by Eagamer7 July 9, 2011