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Alaskan Firedragon

There are many different ways to complete the firedragon, usually involving either hot sauce, fire, or cum pouring out a person’s nose.

The most popular forms incLUBE… I mean include:

1. Ejaculating into one’s moth, then holding their mouth shut while you tickle them so that the seman shoots out of their nose, resembling the white snowy fire of a firedragon in Alaska.

2. Pouring hot sauce down one’s vagina, with your genitals in their mouth, causing them to unleash a powerful dragon-like roar, causing the seman in their mouth to launch all over the place.
1. I gave Cindy an Alaskan firedragon last night, her nose is bleeding now.

2. When Rebecca was giving me a good ol’ blowjob last night, she didn’t expect me to pour hot sauce down her vagina, she then slapped me for giving her the Alaskan firedragon without telling her.
by NOT Nikolas I PROMISE March 24, 2022
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Alaskan Firedragon

When a men sets his dick on fire and sticks it Inside a girls pussy
Tupac Alaskan firedragoned me, and now my pussy is sour
by W.i.l May 31, 2016
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FireDragon

A being that is the center of hypocritical nonsense, and drama. Found hanging out in places where his true self is masked behind a huge wall of black and white text. These places usually contain very professional individuals who wish nothing but to skull fuck and blast his brains out.
FireDragon: <insert bitching/moaning n' other shit that no one gives a flying fuck about>
by SyntheticGeeks December 1, 2007
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mexican firedragon

the act of shoving a taco into a girls vagina while putting hot sauce on your penis and thouroghly humping it
1st person:oh man i gave jane the mexican firedragon last nite
2nd person:wuz it fun?

1st person: hell no it burnt like a bitch
by nnnmmm May 4, 2010
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Alaskan Firedragon

The act of having someone drink a cold beverage (like a slushy) then giving oral with said beverage in their mouth. Then, right when you cum, smacking the back of their head making the beverage and cum shoot out from their nose and mouth.
Alaskan Firedragons are messy.
by TheMeowingSpanker November 23, 2015
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Alaskan Firedragon

When you are hitting your gay lover from the back and you climax, then he tells you he has a cold sore, crabs, and a third penis.
Lover: OH yeah!
You: I'm almost there... OH YEAH!!!!
Lover: now that that's over I have to tell you something
You: what?
Lover: I have Alaskan Firedragon you might want to get yourself tested.
by Greymatter 96 December 27, 2015
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Alaskan Firedragon

The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 20, 2017
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