FINGER FAT

FINGER FAT

When a women shows you her diamond ring,but you can't see it because she has FINGER FAT.

by REDEAN November 2, 2025

Fat-Finger Round-Up

The opposite of a five-finger discount.

When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.

My drink cost $5, yo, but the bartender, he does the Fat-Finger Round-Up to $6!

by Don Palabros February 3, 2025

Fat Finger Fortnite Kid

That one kid that has a loud trash ass mic in fill lobbies, sounds like a obese kid, and smashes his fuckin keyboard when he dies. Also known as Fat Finger Shit Heads.

Me: *kills Fat Finger Fortnite Kid*
Fat Finger Fortnite Kid: *screams and smashes his keyboard/controller*

by Quandale Dingles friend May 31, 2023

Fat Finger

To finger someone of any size.

I'm going to fat finger my girlfriend later.

by Sarahizabrat March 18, 2023