filing a dispute

the act of nutting, ejaculating, or cumming.

AJ was filing a dispute even though it's no-nut November.

by yungdairy November 22, 2018

Nine and Fifin' It

Describes having a simple, more than likely low-wage 9 to 5 job. Working in other words. Can be used in present, past or future tense.

"Yet here I be, Nine and Fifin' It with all them no-names..."

Skyzoo - For What It's Worth

Person 1: "Hey what're you doing tomorrow? Want to meet up?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'ma be Nine and Fifin' it tomorrow."

by jlo44 November 22, 2010

firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005

Fibonacci fap February

A challenge that is almost impossible. Each day in February, the participant has to nut in accordance to the Fibonacci numbers. On the last day, the participant must nut at a rate of 3.68 nuts per second.

You trying for destroy dick December man?
Nah. Thats for the weak. Gotta try Fibonacci fap February.

by Nighthawk Entertainment November 5, 2018

fitbin

Worlds worst swear word.
As first used in Viz Comic.

"Oh Fitbin, I've just caught the wife shagging the milkman in my new shed!"

by carlclegg September 14, 2004

fixina

preparing to, about to

I'm fixina go to work.

by Michael Ferguson December 2, 2003

Fibonacci clusterfuck

A series of clusterfucks where each successive clusterfuck is equal in magnitude to the sum of the preceding two clusterfucks.

Therefore, if "CF" were a standard unit of clusterfuck, the history of a Fibonacci clusterfuck project would consist of 0CF, 1CF, 1CF, 2CF, 3CF, 5CF, 8CF, 13CF, ... and so on until the incompetent fucktards running the show have driven off any competent engineers and exhausted all the time and money allocated.

The fucktards on my project are so incompetent that it has turned into a 2 year long Fibonacci Clusterfuck. The project is 2 years old and we are 6 years behind schedule.

by SuctionHead July 16, 2010