Fatting

To put one's fat rolls on another person's head.

"Stop fatting me! My head hurts."

by MacNCheesy June 1, 2012

fexting

Facebook chatting messages of extreme sexual content between two parties

I've been fexting so much I think my facebook is going to get a STD

by The2E's October 30, 2009

Feeting

When you use your facebook status as a tweet. "F"acebook + Tw"eet"= Feeting

Kevin must be "Feeting" cause he's updating his facebook status every few minutes.

by PDE-aka kev2roc May 12, 2011

Futting

The act of doing nothing in particular but being totally awesome while doing so.

Hey man, what are you doing later?
I'm just futting at home right now, but you wanna do something later?

by Robosaurus September 30, 2011

Gap-Fatting

The term used to describe the action of fitting a large object through a small gap, assumping the past tense of the word 'fit' is 'fat'. It's just funnier, alright?

Caitlin: You're never going to fit your car through that gap...
Me: Watch me.
Caitlin: That was some freaking awesome gap-fatting.

by WatchMe September 24, 2007

fexting

Fake-Texting, the action of pretending to text message on your cell phone when someone you don't want to see or say hi to is walking right by you

Betty did not want to talk to Leah so she whipped out her cell phone and started fexting to avoid saying hi to her.

by Ashleigh M March 9, 2009

Festing

The act of participating in one of the following: Troutfest, Manfest, Prittsfest, or Toonfest. Festing consists of doing one or all of the following: jumping fires, playing air guitar with a pump shotgun, ripping nuts until your vehicle over heats, ripping nuts in random fields/yards, massive consumption of alcohol, crashing jeeps into telephone poles, eating raw or partially cooked meat, head banging to metallica, tool...etc, making fun of the deigo...................

"Too much festing will lead to suspension"
"Those damn festers took my Italian license plate!"
"we're done!...fested to hard...it's over Johnny!"
"Slackjaw was the honorary festee"

by plowdriver101 August 15, 2012