Fernie

Fernie comes from Fernando, often a packers fan with a 3rd leg that will rearrange your intestines in a matter of seconds.

Fernie is loyal and he’ll be your boy forever

Everyone needs a *Fernie* in their lives

by not Leo that’s for sure November 22, 2021

Fernie

Doesn’t tell his kids that the have a 3rd mom

Ty you have a 3rd mom

That’s what Fernie said

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Fernie ski bum

A out of town hippie who comes to fernie to ski and act .like they were born here in the valley.fernie sky bum are wondering around being total granola.

Fernie ski bum six o'clock.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Ferny

Ferny….actually the most chalked person on the planet.

Ferny, why you so chalked at everything?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Fernie

*verb* to come in one’s eye at the climax of coital activity on account of the penile snapback due to rapid female disengagement.

So she was on top and I was all like, “I’m gon jizz in you”. And she was like nah, and jumped off. And then I fernie’d myself.

“Ah shit. My conjunctivitis if playing up”
“Nah mate, you definitely fernied yourself.”

The lady of the manor was sprightlier than I was expecting. A fernie was inevitable.

by Lady squirtle June 23, 2023

Fernie

A homosexual encounter on the skiing slopes.

"Shalako had quite the weekend. I hear had a few fernies while skiing on Mt. Fernie."

by landwehr34 August 13, 2024