Eternal Ferret

A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.

Eternal Ferret is dead, another notch in Limecat's lime.

by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004

La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

Ferret Cleavage

The ass cleavage of a man with a pony tail.

Steve: "Hey man, did you see Adrian down in the data center?"

Phil: "yeah, he had some serious ferret cleavage going on."

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

fergert

The word faggot as spoken through a retainer.

Tim: Hey Jay, nice retainer dickcheese.
Jay: Fergert.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Skirt-ferret

n. masculine.
One who is never without pussy, always has his (often ferret-like) hand up some skirt or other.

That Adam kid's such a skirt-ferret. As soon as he dumped that bint with the massive chin he was out with some other crumpet quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.

by Mowen989 March 6, 2009

Groin Ferret

A person who wades through a forest of pubic hair to taste the forbidden fruit of a backpacker. Similar to the

Guys, I really struggled to find the fun zone on that 60 year old backpacker last night. I was like a groin ferret".

by A Muskateer August 26, 2016

pussy ferret

a lover of pussy whom much like a ferret is incredibly curious. poking and prodding around in every nook and cranny for hidden pleasures. imagine a tiny nose with whiskers flicking to and fro.... their cute little feet grabbing.... tongue darting, In and out, and all over.... girl squealing with delight. pussy ferrets are extremely good pets. (dedicated to my boo) (see also ferret sex)

oh my good I love your pussy so much I cant wait to ferret around in there....

my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....

by the pussy ferret September 9, 2018