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femto sucked kenny's balls behind Arby's
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FEMTA

"Im well pissed off with the shit Im getting from my girlfriend/ex/work/parents/life... I'm gonna FEMTA."
by G Deevy June 11, 2008
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Femto arc

Stage of life that you are very toxic
That man had a rough relationship, now he’s going through his femto arc
by Kupid.2 March 11, 2023
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femtard

"femtard" = "feminist retard"

A term created by men who habitually confuse their "brain" with their anus.

Feminism is "the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes" (Merriam Webster Dictionary).

However, this is not quite grasped by those who insist against all logic and decency that feminism is the "singular most ridiculous ideology to ever be contrived by the human mind." Those depraved men demand that the "feminist retards" who fight for the equality of the sexes be sent to reeducation camps. They also argue that it is white men who are "oppressed" while women and minorities are "privileged."

Since these men never finished high school it is no surprise that their ruminations are too moronic for anyone without brain damage.
1.) Feminists fight for the rights of those who are and always have been systematically disadvantaged: women, ethnic minorities, and LGBT people.

2.) There are and never have been "superior rights" for women. In fact, in the US, women have been recognized as actual human beings and granted essential human rights like right to vote, own property, and receive an education only in the 19th and 20th century.

3.) Feminists are very well aware of the fact that there are physical differences between women and men (e.g., physical strength, child bearing ability, etc.).

4.) According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics (1999, 2004) 99% of rapists are men, 90% of murderers are men and the vast majority of perpetrators of gender violence are men. According to the FBI (1995, Uniform crime reports) "unfounded reports of rape are rare, occurring only 2-8% of the time."

5.) According to the American Psychiatric Association (DSM-IV, 2000) and any biology book, men are not only more aggressive than women but also more anti-social, sadistic, and narcissistic.

6.) Women are "strong" enough to lead countries AND avoid starting wars.

7.) Normal people (e.g., feminists) will not object to "bikini calenders" at work if employers makes sure to provide just as many "naked men calenders" at work.

Anyone who is too obtuse to grasp this and uses the word "femtard" should go back to cuddling his momma's underwear and begin thinking of ways to SHOW those mean women.
by The Happy Humanist July 15, 2010
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femtard

An anti-feminist insult word that is both sexist and ableist simultaneously. It labels feminists as being just another kind of retard, despite the fact that they have sensible and well-researched arguments. The term is used to shout down those who campaign for women's equality.
Feminist: I just read a study showing that there's a gender wage gap that stems from sexism in the workplace.
Dude: I don't need to see a study to know that you're a femtard! Now make me a sandwich!
by Wasabitz December 24, 2013
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Femtractor

A guy who women always stay away from at any cost. If he were to walk along the sidewalk the women would usually make the effort to cross over to other side. The majority of the time it is not due to any obvious things like ugliness or poor hygiene but more to do with a certain creepiness which women are somehow able to detect with their 6th sense. Women will often walk extreme distances to avoid this person and are known to even loop back to ensure that they do not have to come within a few feet of the femtractor.
There are femtractors all over the globe, in many cases they do nothing wrong but somehow give off a certain vibe that make women feel very uneasy.
by Bladi February 20, 2008
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femtourage

Females always hovering around a handsome/rich/famous/etc. guy either as friends or acquaintances
John and his femtourage were sitting in the VIP section
by internetflows.blogspot.com December 4, 2011
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