by skin January 17, 2004

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina
by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009

david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.
by mtrim78 September 11, 2016

by vinny125125 November 5, 2010

The act of a gay man inserting a tube in another gay mans ass then inserting a small rodent. After the first man inserts the other end of the tube into his own ass so the rodent can run back and forth.
by wizz nuts March 15, 2011

A person that connects fans of sucking sperm out of another persons ass to people who are fans of having sperm put into their ass.
Jim was at the club the other night and couldn't get lucky so he called up his Feltch Broker and got a great deal on an ass sucking.
by Geezuses July 22, 2009
