feline-american

The politically correct term for a cat.

"Lulu is NOT a cat! She is a feline-american with rights!

by lovebug11768 October 20, 2006

Feline flipping

To take acid and ketimine at one.

That guy over there is floored, he shouldn't have been feline flipping tonight.

by albertinfected October 12, 2009

Feline servitude theory

The idea put forward only half in jest that God created the universe for cats and the real purpose of humans is to serve cats.

John believes in feline servitude theory.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

Feline Whipped

A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a cat.

When the cat wants to sit on the table, chair, couch, bed, sink, it gets to do that. When the owner comes home the cat whines until it's picked up, petted, or given a treat. There are blankets arranged on every flat surface so that the cat can lay down wherever it chooses. When a household member sits down on a couch or chair the cat immediately jumps up and sits on their lap. If, as a cat owner, any of the above are true then you are Feline Whipped.

by XSRocks July 19, 2014

Feline Ass Bandit

(a) feline ass bandit - A human being who performs anal sex on felines, particularly house cats. Cats who fall victim to a feline ass bandit often end up with a pink sock.

(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'

(a) My cat was shitting blood for a week after his vet visit....I suspect my veterinarian might be a feline ass bandit.

(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.

by aspieGODDESS November 11, 2008

feline fanatic

A person or couple who are obsessed with their cat. They have all of the cat play toys, specialty food and luxury litter boxes and they are blissfully unaware of all of the cat hair and claw marks around their house.

I have allergies and I refuse to go over to my aunt and uncle's house because they are feline fanatics. There is cat hair floating through the air and on the furniture. My eyes start to water and nose runs within an hour of being there; it's awful. cat crazy, cat, feline, pets, canine crazy, pet parents

by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015

feline tenant

To have any type of feline live inside you for a certain period of time greater than a week until rejected from your body due to lack of rent being paid.

I really regret kicking out my feline tenant. I would've lowered the rent if he needed it.

by anonymous July 4, 2017