fecesbooking

The act of using the social-networking site Facebook while in the bathroom, usually from a smartphone or other mobile device.

(on facebook chat)

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: 'sup
Guy 1: Watcha doin?
Guy 2: I'm on the crapper fecesbooking, hbu?
Guy 1: Same dude, same.

by d2acc1 February 28, 2011

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holy feces

It is a polite way to say holy shit

Person1: *does a kickflip*
Person2: Holy feces! That was sick

by SkidderBop November 18, 2017

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Feece • Feece’s Pieces • Feces • feeder • feelers • faeces • feces pieces • feebee • feech • Feace

endangered feces

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.

John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.

by Poop Stain Barney June 1, 2011

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A cum feeder is a guy who likes feeding his cum to willing cocksuckers. He actually gets off on having his cum swallowed after a blowjob or fuck. Typically a cum feeder tries to feed his girlfriend or cocksucker as much cum as he can, but will never return the favour.

Sara: "Does John make you swallow it?"

Jane: "Are you kidding? He's a total cum feeder. He say's he'll break up with me if I don't swallow it!"

by urlocal December 17, 2011

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Hummingbird feeder

A vagina that is literally dripping.

I just filled yo momma's hummingbird feeder with the sweet nectar of my jizz.

by Stormy Rottman June 15, 2016

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Penis Feeder

Any player in Destiny who spams their super or heavy weapon to kill players in Crucible. Players usually think they are hot shit when doing this and are penis feeding the players they kill.

"Oh no that guy is using Hammer of Sol, you're about to get penis fed."

"He's a Penis Feeder."

by TheDrifter101 December 20, 2019

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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

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