Febreze Dat shit

A saying use in the English language when something smells foul.

*walks in to room*
*sees foul smelling clothing*
"FEBREZE DAT SHIT"

by dogeminer1000000 May 13, 2020

the Newburgh Febreze drinker

n
A local cryptid from Newburgh, IN that sneaks into houses and drinks the homeowner's Febreze cans

Steven: "Yo, did you hear about the Newburgh Febreze drinker?"
Perry: "Yeah bro, it drank my Febreze and escaped down my sink drain."

by d0ugd1mmad0m3 October 05, 2020

Febreze Bukkake

When you get a new bottle of Febreze and you press the handle and nothing comes out. You then turn the bottle around, see that it’s in lock position and turn it to open unleashing all the built up Febreze in your face.

Aiki looked down the barrel of a pent-up Febreze bottle and took a Febreze Bukkake in the face.

by Chet_sandwich May 02, 2024

beyond febreze

When an odor is so dearly strong/odiferous it is beyond amelioration from an odor eliminating product. Also known as "Beyond Oust".

- guy walks into friend's apartment after a night of intense partying-
guy 1: Jesus Christ, is that vomit in between the couch?
guy 2: No, that's salsa, the puke is over there in the sink... and over in the closet... and in-
guy 1: Dude, this crap is beyond febreze

by Fizzle1234561 December 19, 2009

Febreze Boys

When you and the boys are so fresh that you're made of purified water, alcohol, cyclodextrin, modified polydimethicone, hydrogenated castor oil, alkanolamine, citric acid, quaternary ammonium chloride, benzisothiazolinone and various fragrances that soothe both nostrils so exquisitely that Mother Nature herself would be envious of the action going on there.

Person 1: "Did you see the Febreze Boys over there?"
Mother Nature: "I don't want to talk about it."

by Front Desk Sqwaad July 26, 2019

febreze wearing cliffy

An unmanly dude that is poor who lives at his mother's place smells like cats and amount have money for some body spray and uses febreze to try and hook a date

"cliffy" hey nice shoes want to fu**!?,no! and shut up you febreze wearing cliffy.

by Arrowspadre December 29, 2024

febreze balls

When a man freshly washes and manicures his junk he has Febreze Balls.

"Yeah I was going to my girls house but if I wanted her to give me a blow job, she said I had to have febreze balls"

by Baydbetch May 29, 2016