festive fun

Any sexual activity that doesn’t involve direct penetration

Alex: What happened last night with you and that boy?
Lydia: Didn’t sleep with him but had some festive fun ;)

by velvetthunder November 23, 2017

Festive Fox Boi

Someone that is extremely generous

person 1: wow I’m nearly out of credits

Festive Fox Boi: Don’t worry you can have some of mine

by Egg🅱️eter December 22, 2020

Festive Glance

Deep snog with in-panties feel-up

William and Kate have been filmed sharing a festive glance with one another as Ellie Goulding sang at the royal Christmas carol concert at Westminster Abbey

by Marquess of Landsdowne December 20, 2021

Festive-ill

The sickly feeling one gets after partaking in too many festival activities, such as eating and drinking.

Bro: Dude, I think I ate too many brain sandwiches, I'm feeling festive-ill.

Dude: That's what you get for eating on Franklin Street.

by MariachiMello October 9, 2009

festive fascist

festive fascists are there to inflict their yobbish good time on everyone, unlucky enough to be in their proximity, they will put their arms around you and will not leave until you have satisfied them that you're having fun.

festive fascist: it's christmas, moon that butt everyone, yeah

victim: no, that's disgusting, this is a church

festive fascist: but it's christmas, you fuck, wooooooo, show us your tits, haha

victim: i'm calling the police

by billylom88 December 28, 2011

feasties

When you're sick all of the time and your body begins to eat itself. Also known as a "suicidal cannibal", because a body's GOT to eat!

Justin has feasties ...FEASTIES!

by JonJamDanFETUSpoledConway September 24, 2005

festive

Could mean anything. Could mean bad, could mean good.

Example of bad: Hmm, ok, that is really.......festive."

Example of good: "Oh my God! That is so festive!"

by Whitney February 16, 2003