He loves to have showers with other guys and has a massive forehead. Isn’t he is also know as the big daddy Bigfoot or shower and has suck countless dicks in his time
by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020
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Kyle Faulkner : Shalom brothers!
H-town nigga: shut the fuck up jew before I murder you
Kyle: relax brother, I just wanted to give u some head because I’m a gay Jew
Htown nigga: fuck u
Htown nigga proceeds to violently fuck his asshole
H-town nigga: shut the fuck up jew before I murder you
Kyle: relax brother, I just wanted to give u some head because I’m a gay Jew
Htown nigga: fuck u
Htown nigga proceeds to violently fuck his asshole
by Kyles a Jew December 2, 2018
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"Hey, that guy just brought a cigarette inside! It's that illegal?"
"Nah, it's one of those electronic cigarettes, he's just fauxking."
"Nah, it's one of those electronic cigarettes, he's just fauxking."
by Melanie T January 7, 2009
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its good but its not faulkner
by faulkners student July 5, 2016
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Jeff: *tear rolls down eye* she caught me talking to jane, and said she needed to grab a drink
Chris: and...
Jeff: her name is now molly faulknor
Chris: damnnnnn
Jeff: *tear rolls down eye* she caught me talking to jane, and said she needed to grab a drink
Chris: and...
Jeff: her name is now molly faulknor
Chris: damnnnnn
by S4vage69 March 14, 2017
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by Faulkner101 July 11, 2019
Get the Faulknered mug.Faulknerism, derived from Faulkner, is the idea of altering one’s public image to be mysterious and incomprehensible to those who surround the individual. Typically utilised and executed by members of the human race with high IQ.
“You see him?”
“Yeah, I don’t know much about him, he seems quite mysterious.”
“He’s a true master of Faulknerism”
“Yeah, I don’t know much about him, he seems quite mysterious.”
“He’s a true master of Faulknerism”
by Addonis January 21, 2023
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