fatwa

fatwa (Noun). A large spliff, a fat zoot, a massive joint. Public school boy slang, predominantly heard in London.

"fatwa" examples:

"Do you want to come over and smoke a fatwa?"

"I smoked too many fatwas last night"

by Alexis Flint April 20, 2014

FATWAK

The term fatwakused to describe someone who is not only insanely fat but someone who is also terribly greedy.
Term originated in a solicitors office where there was a buff girl munching doughnuts all day.
Wriiten by her sexy boyfriend.

Oh my days maaaaan... Why is this buff girl eating all the doughnuts fam and even licking the box... she is such a fatwak!

by SexyBoi09 April 30, 2009

fagwad

the piece of bum fluff that hangs off a poofters ass crack

grant . . . why is that fagwad on the head's dinner plate ?

by paul April 20, 2004

fatdaddy1126

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fatdaddy1126 is a great human being

by Jackmanifoldstan October 8, 2021

fatwa

A shape changing in the pants of a radge, desperate, horny mofo.

A guy approched me, whispering "Look down my swimsuit. You're giving me a real fatwa!"

by Agent Chainsawlady March 29, 2004

fatwah

Fat is what a healthy baby is! Wah is the constant sound of it's crying! A FatWah is "a little fat baby crying."

A fatwah is a command from a dependent creature for those in hearing range to "come and take care of me." Everyone usually responds to the sound of a dependent baby crying. This is the root cause and response syndrome of the word FATWAH.

The commanders FATWAH had been uttered, and his team moved.

The parents heard the crying FATWAH in the outer room, they responded, knowing full well the FATWAH must be answered.

by Merrily McCarthy July 16, 2003

Fawad

he is the widest human on Planet (even wider than the chinese wall)

Philipp: have you seen fawad?

Philipp´s friend: How can you not see him, he is so wide !!

by asthma? October 31, 2021