Do you want to swing by Mattress King and pick up a fattress?
She doesn't use a fattress but she's no lightweight either.
She doesn't use a fattress but she's no lightweight either.
by Uncle Fatty June 22, 2008
Get the fattress mug.Someone who is already fat and wants to be much fatter. Someone who is gainer (someone who loves to gain weight/get fat that still wants to grow fatter.
by girlintheattic March 21, 2009
Get the Fattier mug.a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
by Jake March 17, 2004
Get the four finger fattie mug.1: One who eats far too much in one sitting and is aware of their habit, but continues to chow.
2: A talentless bass guitar player from the foothills of the Allegheny mountain region who uses lessons as an excuse to meet girls. Early member of the growing trend of "hardcore" garage bands who can't play music but still garner radio play and media attention.
2: A talentless bass guitar player from the foothills of the Allegheny mountain region who uses lessons as an excuse to meet girls. Early member of the growing trend of "hardcore" garage bands who can't play music but still garner radio play and media attention.
1: I know I asked for a super-size but I'm starting to feel like a fattie. Pass the salt.
2: Nick was only one lesson above the girl he was tutoring, but he could slap bass like the Fattie he is and that's good enough for her and his bandmates.
2: Nick was only one lesson above the girl he was tutoring, but he could slap bass like the Fattie he is and that's good enough for her and his bandmates.
by Prof. Wreck May 24, 2007
Get the fattie mug.A Fat Tire is when you are with a fat bitch and instead of banging her in her pussy you do her in her bellybutton. This may or may not be intentional; sometimes she is just too fat and you just can't find the right hole, but there are occasions that you knowingly stick it in her bellybutton because it feels good or you are too embarrassed to stick it in her pussy.
The first documented instance of this act taking place occurred on April 6, 2009 at John Barleycorn's pub in Schaumburg IL.
The first documented instance of this act taking place occurred on April 6, 2009 at John Barleycorn's pub in Schaumburg IL.
by COCOPAHA April 7, 2009
Get the Fat Tire mug.by jacker October 29, 2005
Get the fattie fat fat mug.1. Used to define, 2 or more fat people (usually women) waddling together.
Plural of fattie
2. The name given, when describing the horrific train ride you had today, when the person on either side of you, and possible in front of you, invade your personal space, and sat on your lap. They claim it is not intentional, but if you’re that fat, you should walk to work, and not allow your fattie legs to rest on me.
Plural of fattie
2. The name given, when describing the horrific train ride you had today, when the person on either side of you, and possible in front of you, invade your personal space, and sat on your lap. They claim it is not intentional, but if you’re that fat, you should walk to work, and not allow your fattie legs to rest on me.
1.
Jim : Are we having an earthquake ?
Brad : No, there are just 5 fatties coming towards us.
2.
Peter : Hey man, what happened to you, you look kinda flat ?
Sam : I had these two fatties sitting next to me today, and they were so fat, they could not fit in their seat. So they hat to sit on me, with their fat legs.
Peter : Will you be ok ?
Sam : Yeah, I had to go through a decontamination.
Jim : Are we having an earthquake ?
Brad : No, there are just 5 fatties coming towards us.
2.
Peter : Hey man, what happened to you, you look kinda flat ?
Sam : I had these two fatties sitting next to me today, and they were so fat, they could not fit in their seat. So they hat to sit on me, with their fat legs.
Peter : Will you be ok ?
Sam : Yeah, I had to go through a decontamination.
by DrSnow April 19, 2005
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