Why you coming fast?

A phrase used when someone crashes their bike into you and you hit your head.

Biker: *Rides and hits man*
Man: ARE YOU BILND? YOU CANT SEE ME?
Biker: s o r r y
Man: WHY YOU COMING FAST?

by fgt lmao rofl November 22, 2018

pull a fast one

To deceive someone.

"There's a chick that tried to pull a fast one on me."

by Brendannn October 18, 2008

Fapstagram

When a person uses their Instagram solely or mostly to stalk (sometimes follow) members of the opposite sex and fap to them.

Tom has got quite the fapstagram. He doesn't ever upload any pictures, but take a look at his search history; they're all women.

by longshottie August 19, 2013

phone fast

A phone fast is a period of time where you voluntarily stop using your phone. This time saved with a smartphone is best used to meditate or simple "me" time. Phone fasting is increasingly important in this age of 24/7 connectivity.

The attorney phone fasted 2 hours a day to relieve work related stress.

by Pushkar The Great April 13, 2017

Skate Fast Eat Ass

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017

fast boi

real nibbas that exceed speeds of 60 mph

Whoa look at that dude in his 'rari, what a fast boi

by ewacaleb February 17, 2017

Fast-acting depression

When you suddenly become sad or upset for no apparent reason.

I was just talking with my friends and all the sudden fast-acting depression hit me.

by Hullooo April 1, 2019