2 definitions by fgt lmao rofl

Mikel

A very fat and ugly man, who is always trying to get a girlfriend, no matter the consequences. However, he is very warm and appreciative of your feelings. You should never hurt a Mikel, otherwise, he might get angry and bad things, such as threats, may occur. To conclude, a Mikel is fat, but can also be good.

'Hey, you're ugly but you are nice hun'
'Huh, guess I'm a Mikel'

by fgt lmao rofl December 20, 2019

Why you coming fast?

A phrase used when someone crashes their bike into you and you hit your head.

Biker: *Rides and hits man*
Man: ARE YOU BILND? YOU CANT SEE ME?
Biker: s o r r y
Man: WHY YOU COMING FAST?

by fgt lmao rofl November 22, 2018