fartgender

fartgender is when someone identifies as a human/animals bodily excretions
the pronouns are poo/pee

hey john, im fartgender!

by genderconisssour November 18, 2020

fartlet

A small release of gas from the anus, but of a smaller quantity than that of a regular fart. One can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.

Justin: "I just let out a bunch of fartlets when I was walking past that guy"

Josh: "Nice!"

by bumbobway January 6, 2007

I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

fartnel

The resulting stench and theoretical stink particulate matter from a fart/flatulent episode. Etymology: slang based on the word "shrapnel", the primary connecting theme being the dangerous particles emitted by the event.

"Dude, you farted right next to me! I know you didn't aim it at me, but the fartnel is gonna be all over me!"

by Halesite May 6, 2010

fartweb

When one walks unexpectedly through a fart cloud, and the offending odor sticks to their face, hair and clothes, they have just walked through a fartweb.

I walked through a fartweb and it was awful!

by Clive Hyde May 25, 2013

Fartsel

A made-up word for someone who's annoying.

Can you stop PEEING ON MY FACE TIMOTHY!?!? Ohhhhhhhh my GOD, your SUCH a fartsel.

by bobtheslobthebob February 8, 2021