artillery

Equipment used for injecting a drug

"What kind of artillery you using there?"

by Nathan Heller April 13, 2006

bartillery

A keg of beer. Derived from brenade, and a portmanteau of brain and artillery.

As with "brenade", the "brain" refers to the alcohol's deleterious effects. Similarly, the "artillery" can compliment the "brain" when referring to the explosiveness of the keg's effects. It also refers to the similarity of a keg to an artillery shell: the metal, the actual potential of explosion, the weight and use of special equipment, the loading of a keg into an ice bath or kegerator (like a shell into a cannon), etc.

Incoming bartillery!

by Cpt. Drunkard December 9, 2010

artillery shitting

Shitting at high power and/or speed, usually out the car window

"I got arrested after i started artillery shitting all over the highway

by Gay<bi>tch69420 November 27, 2019

Artillery

a big cannon that can be moved from place to place, typically used for long-range combat, noun

This is a good time to bring out the artillery!

by I_HateAmongUsMemes June 6, 2021

Artillery Canon

When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon

Hey what was that noise last night?
Oh yeah me and my girl were the Artillery Canon.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

Artillery Shell

When taking weed gummies, you consume multiple gummies spaced 10 or so minutes apart, so they all hit in a row like artillery shells

Dude, Kevin took an artillery shell last night. He was fried for several fucking hours

by tann+adam July 27, 2025

The Artillery Tenor

P. Noun. The Artillery Tenor is one of The Three Tenors. Not only does he possess the ability of untouchability, and a literally endless supply of explosives, weapons, and projectiles, but this Tenor also possesses "The Pinky". With a simply growl and extension of his smallest finger, this Tenor can frighten anything into doing his bidding, including inanimate objects, stray molecules, people, and god himself. Like this other two Tenor colleagues, this Tenor is very attractive; However, his falsetto abilities pale in comparsion to his friends. Fortunately, he can still heel-click, but also not as well as the other members of The Three Tenors.

"The Artillery Tenor said "Grrr!" and extended his pinky. As soon as this happened, bolts of lightning crashed down around him, the land divided in two, and he strolled across it, care free and passive."

by The Legendary Tenor August 10, 2003