farticles

(n)
1.fart particles
2. poop particles which are blown away from your anus when gas is passed.
3. airborne poop particles
4. farticulate matter
5. often the cause of conjunctivitis (pink eye)

"Nena blew farticles all over my pillow and that's how I got pink eye!"

by DrugDealer14 October 25, 2011

Fartsicle

A fart in a freezing cold environment.

The frigid stillness was the perfect place to produce a fartsicle for our collective enjoyment.

by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003

farticled

Past Tense Verb:
A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.

B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.

A. That clean, well shaven dog just farticled all over the park!

B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.

by Clean, well shaven man May 27, 2008

fartcicles

A frozen fart cloud

If you farted in sub zero temperatures, the gas would literally freeze in mid air-hence, creating fartcicles!

by tabbles August 1, 2012

Farticles

The production and smell of "poo particles"by ones fart released into the air.

As I walked into the elevator my sense of smell was ruined by stale farticles

by Kiwichef May 19, 2018

farticle

microscopic particle of smell that is able to pass thru fabric

How does a farticle get thru my jeans and underwear?

by Trippin42 July 22, 2020

farticle

A particulate entity, usually airborne, which has taken on an odor resembling a recent flatulent release.

Although it was several minutes since he had cut the cheese, the farticles remained in circulation for some time, making the room uninhabitable.

by Johnny Law 17 January 16, 2009