Who farted?

A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.

Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?

by ring-tailed roarer April 3, 2011

Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019

farked

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.

Dude, our server is totally farked!

by David October 30, 2003

fanned out

to be way too hyped in front of celebrities

"I knew he was just a person, but when I met Andrew Reynolds I completely fanned out."

by slewbomber October 24, 2008

fared

adj. when ya dun work somewhere no more

PSX_Cheatster: ya'll are fared!
Romeo: fared?
PSX_Cheatster: Yes, fared
* Romeo looks fared up...
PSX_Cheatster: as in ya dun work here no more
Romeo: everyone talking now doesn't work here....
Gashabras: wow
PSX_Cheatster: well duh... I just fared ya'll

by PSX_Cheatster February 24, 2005

i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job

Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

by smaxta August 13, 2007