Garmin Farming

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.

Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”

by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020

Farticle Collider

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009

future-farming

The act or process of forming a friendship with a member of the opposite sex in the hopes of "reaping the crops" in the future

Future-farming means that you plant the seed and take care of that seed until it grows into a plant. And then you fuck the plant

by Dubbs*420 October 21, 2013

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

Farmingdale High School

A school in South Farmingdale, NY that rapes Massapequa in lacrosse and football. They are known as The Dalers whose mascot is a lion. (Don't ask)

Farmingdale High School is going to kick those pequa asses again!

by Daler94 October 24, 2011

farticulate

Capable of exerting an unusual degree of control over one's sphincter apparatus while expelling flatulence; endowed with unusual powers of colonic expression.

Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.

by kemibe February 20, 2013

yard farming

An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.

Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.

by MTS73 March 10, 2008