fapettizer

the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction

I like a good fapettizer to grease the pipes before I rub one out

by LeHoff November 13, 2013

ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.

Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper

by honkthedonk January 17, 2013

Anonymous Fapper

A random loser from Fap-nation who mostly spew half-assed reviews, calling out developers and creators for milking out their patrons' money (even if they're not even spending a single dime), and also insulting their fellow Anonymous Fappers for not having a girlfriend even though they don't have one themselves.

Oh look, another Anonymous Fapper posts another roast to his fellows. He should go outside and touch grass, don't you think?

by Darth Xenon July 11, 2022

Fapper's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and/or self-pity one feels after downloading or watching porn.

While George was fapping, he was in a downloading frenzy, grabbing every video that looked appealing in some way. He was feeling good about it. After fapping, he looked at all his downloads and thought, "Fuck, I'm a perv," and canceled all of them. George had fapper's remorse.

by hento March 10, 2009

Fapperoni and Cheese

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017

fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

by Noir November 11, 2006

fapper

Some one who masturbates all the time.

John is such a fapper. When is the last time he left his room?

by Kassi September 27, 2005