fatkid

the craziest ghetto trash white boy to ever live in the Park Lane Projects. President and founder of Fatkids Inc.
F.K.I. you know me so dont hate me

you better watch ya mouth, cause fatkid will fuck ya up

by project fatkid May 9, 2005

Fanked

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; Fake Tanked

"I am so fanked guys!"

by Christine and Kristen September 7, 2005

Fanzidentaleanpollycanopolis

(Fanzi-dentalean-polly-can-oplis)
Someone who is the shit of the shit; only a select group of people can be this.

wow you are so Fanzidentaleanpollycanopolis i want to be just like you

by FJ && JC November 30, 2007

Fanking

The act of wanking to photos on facebook.

"I fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard."

"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"

by scumcum May 14, 2010

fanking

A word that zeph made up in place of fucking, friggin, flipping, ect.

Jimbob: Man, did you see those knockers?
Frank: Yeah, the ones at home depot? They were fanking huge!
Jimbob: No you Fanking idiot! The ones on that woman!

by cmbjtown August 29, 2008

Fanking

Fanking is when you pretend to have a wank.

He was in a corner Fanking off.

by Etnl November 18, 2017

Fanking

Fanking refers to sexual stimulation of a person's genitals whilst smoking a cigarette (fag), usually to the point of orgasm and is usually conducted within a locked automobile.

The stimulation can be performed manually, by other types of bodily contact (short of sexual intercourse), by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods. Self fanking is a common form of autoeroticism. Fanking with a partner, called mutual fanking, is also common.

Communal fanking in large groups over an extended period of time is collectively known as a fankathon, short for fanking marathon.

Just got caught fanking in the morrison's carpark.

by Delarge1984 June 30, 2011