A guy who prefers threesomes with another guy and a girl instead of with two girls because he's part queer. One who enjoys packin' butts and shaggin' sluts.
"I almost threw up when I found out my brother Dan is a fageteer."
"The only way Charlie could score last night was to sneak into his parents bed and do them both, what a fageteer."
"The only way Charlie could score last night was to sneak into his parents bed and do them both, what a fageteer."
by dSanchez November 19, 2004
Get the Fageteer mug.When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019
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JBY Faneto is an upcoming Drill, HipHop and RnB Artist from the Hill$. He produces, mixes and masters all of his songs and the crazy thing about him is that he was 16 when he started releasing his music.
by ChiraqDrillah November 25, 2020
Get the JBY Faneto mug.When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.
I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.
by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018
Get the Arbitrary Facetime mug.(n) a straight guy who is considered VERY attractive by homosexual guys--so much so that many will openly flirt with him. frequently the fagnet will get more attention from men than from women and subsequently feel like he would have better luck on the dating scene if he were in fact gay.
etymology: combination of the words "fag" and "magnet"
etymology: combination of the words "fag" and "magnet"
guy 1: i don't like this bar. tonight, 3 girls have told me to drop dead and 4 dudes have smacked me on the ass. that's like a negative track record.
guy 2: dude, you're just a fagnet.
guy 2: dude, you're just a fagnet.
by jodyOs March 31, 2010
Get the fagnet mug.One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.
by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007
Get the Faketarian mug.A person who thinks waving the flag -- or wearing it -- is the sole definition for love of country. A faketriot is anyone who complains about another person's lack of patriotism, often while they are busy trampling over someone's rights.
Wearing her red, white and blue bikini, Amy complained about the BLM protestors blocking the road to the beach, muttering "Go back to your own country" under her breath. She's a real faketriot.
by amalaia July 1, 2019
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