Fandango

Something that has been really destroyed, or when the situation is hopeless.

I drove over a hedgehog and now my tyre is fandangoed/Jack is gonna fandango Steven/I didn't do my maths homework. I'm fandangoed.

by JakeTheTankmaster January 20, 2020

Fandangled

To get absuletely cucked by live.
To get scammed.

Alatix: "Man i just stole "Tenku´s" Glowstone in Minecraft.
Fuxio: "Zamn, you really fandangled him."

by Alatix August 6, 2022

the fandango

having sexual intercourse with any partner (single or multiple) while dancing around or noshing at a concert.

dude, that concert was hella tight! Me and 2 chicks did the fandango during the encore!

by Jamilana May 23, 2008

horizontal fandango

Sex

"Yeah, we did the horizontal fandango last night." - Zach Braff on fucking Sarah Chalke

by FANGORIAN VAGBEAST May 22, 2009

Fandagler

noun: another word for penis, cock, etc.

1) He likes the fandagler in and around his mouth.

2) Person 1: "Watch it pervert, you're getting close to my shaft."
Person 2: "I was no where near your fandagler."

by Tequilation247 November 6, 2010

Fadanglescoozie

Means ~ Young whore

Why is the mall full of fadanglescoozies today?

by Madhumper April 24, 2011

fandanglement

Predicament of a particularly complex, trivial and often humorous nature.

Often a fandanglement will have an unexpected positive outcome or at the very least will be a humorous tale to be told over libations and in the company of good friends.

Golly Gee, that is quite a fandanglement. Please pass the malt liquor winston.

by cyber penguin August 5, 2011