Farmers Float

The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.

Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.

by GangstaCrizzab June 20, 2007

farmers

Farmer Giles - piles! Cockney rhyming slang.

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

farmers market boy

A term used to describe a boy who has a "fresh" or "clean" kind of look that you just can't help but point to and call them attractive!

"Dam, he's a total farmers market boy. Crud nuggets I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING TO HIM"

by fartpoopdutycaca May 9, 2023

Farmers Chin

For excessive hair growth! Use twice daily for desired effect!

Caution- Do not shave as could result in stubbely regrowth

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

fammered

A cunning combination of the words fucking and hammered.

"dude we got so 'fammered' at that kegger last night"

by Laner21 January 2, 2006

farmers football

When two people or more are in a room in a gaseous state. To the point of when you are actually passing gas back and forth. "Playing farmers football".

What are you two boys doing. "Chuckle chuckle", "playing farmers football!

by Passing gas November 15, 2013

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day

Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020