Fabric

Code name for women in public. As opposed to saying alot of ass.

Steve: Want to walk around the mall?

Akers: Sure, hopefully there is some quality fabric!

by spankdaddy November 14, 2011

Fapricate

(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.

See similar: Blumpkin

Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.

Guy 2: Gross.

by TheFecalImpaler June 29, 2011

Fabric scissors

Scissors that must never make contact of any sort with anything other than fabric.

If you cut paper with Mrs Henshaws fabric scissors you will get cut by the blade of her rusty yard clippers!

by lord damp nutksdom f March 29, 2017

Fabric Labyrinth

The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.

I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!

by Stu Caruthers January 6, 2020

Fabrice

Mostly called Fab, short for fabulous.
Sometimes short, but funny and fit. Generally a superslut.

Look at Fabrice over there! His friends call him Fab.

by Fabulous080 November 13, 2011

Bye Falicia

When you are annoyed and done with someone you dismiss them by saying Bye Felicia. also refer to/ Replacing (Bye Bitch, Bye Ass hole, Bye Nonfactor Step off, F.O.H. , one Yourself, Keep it moving, Enough) often accompanied by a rolling of the eyes , the shrug of a shoulder, the neck snap, a wave off with the hand, the hand up in stop position, Being sarcastic,

So how many times you gonna keep saying that? Really? BYE Falicia!

by RiaRedChief April 20, 2018

touching fabric

when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear

We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.

by coy July 11, 2004