FALM

An acronym that stands for Fingering And Light Masterbation, a precursor to sex for many teenagers, and a safe alternative for those who wish to save themselves for marriage.

Rupert is yet to have sex with Mildred, although they have indulged in a bit of harmless FALM.

by DirtyDr February 4, 2009

Facemocking

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.

FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?

by Shinebert August 24, 2010

Facemelter

Just listen to Lost Horizon - Highlander (Part 2) from 4:29 onwards.

"WOOOOOOAHHH OHHH OHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHH AAOOOHHH" wow what a facemelter.

by p0w33d August 15, 2010

fakeminist

Girl that wears feminist t-shirts and says "everybody should be a feminist" on instagram but has no fucking idea of what does that mean and has never done anything for female rights

x: Hey I like your feminist t-shirt, are u a feminist?
y: Hahah what the fuck is feminist
x: Ugh u r such a fakeminist

by icube June 19, 2017

Fale

Ironic use of the word fail, i.e. failing at spelling fale

"I'd have caught the ball if I didn't become so fale"

by James Sm,,, October 13, 2006

Fakemaster

To be knowledgeable about reps. A master in horological fakery. A scam hater. A member advocate.

You are a Fakemaster.

by PaulieS August 6, 2008

facemire

the only man who can walk on solid concreate, do a face plant and yet navigate stairs

this guy i work with is a facemire

by stoner352187 October 19, 2009