fakenshit

A person who is fake and pretends to care in reality they will use any opportunity to further their selfish agenda. A person who tries to hide their ugly personality but everyone can see through them.

This is bitch is such a fakenshit. She borrowed money from me and never returned it yet I see her buying fancy shit all the time.

She pretends to care but she's just using this opportunity to make her self look good. What a fakenshit.

by avatarroku September 11, 2015

Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)

Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005

fakeout

When you don't have time to prepare a meal for the company coming over, so you buy takeout and pretend like it's homemade.

"I waited too late to start the stir fry, so I just ordered some from China Garden and put it in my own bowl. I got compliments all night, and had to give out a bogus recipe. It was a successful fakeout."

by misspelld March 10, 2010

facebook fakeout

A person who appears to be attractive from pictures on facebook but is in fact quite ugly.

Friend:(looking at girls on facebook) Wow this girl is hott.
Me: Naw dude, I know her and that chick is a facebook fakeout.

by James Patrick Murphy January 6, 2008

fakengay

An evolution of the term fake and gay. Originally used to describe Internet videos that were both fake and gay, fakengay usage has transcended to other areas.

Yesterday I got suspended from school. The whole situation is fakengay.

by Dave E King July 1, 2008

CAMDEN FAKEOUT

Similar to the Philly Fakeout, except with the added coup de grace of stealing the girl's purse.

Bruno was just going to give her the Philly Fakeout, but then he realized he didn't have money for the bus home, so he gave her the Camden Fakeout.

by Donn Johnson April 29, 2006

philly fakeout

when you are doing a girl in the butt, and spit on her back so she thinks you shot, and turns around, and you blast her in the eye (or face, your choice)

i gave kate the ol' philly fakeout last week, she still aint seeing straight

by p lloyd May 31, 2007