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What fox news actually reports
Fox news: this inflation and gas prices is caused by biden and the democrats

CNN: the inflation and gas prices are caused by a variety of factors, such as bidens sanctions on russia, something that trump couldn’t do, and some states (democratic btw) are cutting the gas tax

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fairymae

A sexy red headed goddess whose magical skills and talent for mischief draw others to her like a siren.
Poor Dan, he was unable to resist the fairymae from the moment he saw her.
by Clarityj November 24, 2021
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fairypire

Edward Cullen the fairypire
by NOT fairypire July 27, 2012
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fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.
Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!
by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014
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Flirtmare

A person who turns into this horrendous monster and begins hitting on everyone and anyone. Thrives on making those around them uncomfortable. They are a true tragedy. (See sloptart).
“My god wasn’t Leonard such a flirtmare last night?! He was drunkenly sitting in people’s laps and hitting on everyones mom!”
by Trischina Slyon September 2, 2016
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Fartmare

When your sleep and you fart the smell is so bad it wakes you up.
Man I was sleeping good last night until I had a fartmare that woke me up.
by EBTCARDPIMP707 May 22, 2017
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Fairytale me

To make it sound/look like somebody's life is better than what it really is.
person 1: Ya, like you would know!? You have the perfect life!
person 2: Don't fairytale me, bro
by NormanS August 15, 2017
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