Failbox 360

The xbox 360 fails so hard:
RROD
Failing software
Failing service
Failing controller
100% of fail... Call it the failbox, it suits the piece of shit

I got a Failbox 360 and it got RROD

by Georgioz December 16, 2009

Failbook

The new Facebook design.

I can't find any of my applications anymore because I've been switched over to Failbook.

by MLZCL October 27, 2008

failboat

n. A subcategory of fail images. Failboats are pictures are of a boat that has something seriously wrong with it, usually from a severe act of stupidity, but not necessarily.

(photograph shows a tanker in the process of capsizing right next to the dock, dumping all of its cargo into the ocean)
CAPTION: Failboat always delivers

by Frank VB October 22, 2008

Failboat

Referring to a sailboat, a failboat is a boat powered by a large amount of fail while heading towards a specific goal or destination of complete and utter failure.

I told Jack not to get on the Titanic. I told him it was a Failboat.

by Captian Jack Dawson July 23, 2009

failbook

Facebook, 2007 Edition.

It used to be alright when it was for elitist university/college students but sometime during mid-2007, everyone and anyone and their grandmother joined it, and then it became equally as gay as myspace.

And as for the "you've been bitten" / "how attention-whorey am i" applications, they only add to the fail and AIDS that failbook is.

1.
guy: how many friends do you have on facebook?
other guy: over 9000
16-year old girl: i have way more than that, have u added me yet?
me: failbook is for douche bags and emos

by me_2k9 May 27, 2009

failbomber

A person who fails at blowing things up...

That guy who tried to blow up Times Square in NYC; yeah, he's a failbomber.

by mandathewitch2 May 6, 2010

failbork

A better name for Facebook.

I stopped using failbork as it's full of fake people, fake news and should not be a part of life.

by Impshum November 23, 2020