life's not fair

Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.

Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.

by XeL March 12, 2007

fair doos

Means the same thing as "fair enough". Shows that you think something is acceptable, or that you don't care and just want to end the discussion.

Bob: No what I meant was that I think your mum is a nice person.
Jim: Oh right. Fair doos!

by Son of JAR July 30, 2004

Fair dig

A term from Belfast N.Ireland meaning two people having a fair fight to settle there differences. No weapons of any kind and no other friends get involved, just two people settling their differences like men then shaking hands and showing respect for each other. After a dispute is settled they may even have a couple of beers together.

Paddy- "Stevie Quinn and Crazy Joe are going to go outside and work out their differences"

Cormac- "Is it a going to be a fair dig"?

Paddy- "Yes, most likely it wont last long as Stevie is a real hard bastard"

Cormac- "Aye its a pity kids these days need to carry weapons and have friends help when they get in fights"

by Red Devil77 June 19, 2011

Fahiye

Fahiye is a fun loving extremely elaborate and really SEXY. If I wasn''t Fahiye would definitely tap that! If you ever see fahiye anywhere you should never call him FAHID because that is not his name! ANYWAYYS Fahiye is really really sexy and really funny if you don't know him....YOU WILL KNOW HIM after one day of knowing him. He's smart and really helpful and for some odd reason cannot keep secrets. He's always in the mood to talk even when noone is talking, after a while fahiye gets annoying but that's the whole point of fahiye is to be fun and really addicting but afte a while you just want him to STFU! But really he's is a nice guy handsome young man who will become something great one day! :)

Have you met Fahiye?
fo shizzle my nizzle he's a funny guy, I wish I was dating him!

by that one guy from bowie October 5, 2011

Fair Line

For some unknown reason in baseball, although both are in fair territory, both the line and the pole are officially called the foul line and the foul pole. They are both absolutely in fair territory, and therefore many of my friends and myself have called the two the fair line and the fair pole for many years.

Mike's Weenie's line drive hit the fair pole, and was therefore a home run. Earlier, David DeJesus's hooking liner hit the fair line in right field and was a double.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Fair Winds & Following Seas

Farewell and have a safe journey or trip.

"Godspeed, my friend."

"I wish you fair winds & following seas ahead."

by theCon June 21, 2013

Lazy Fair

Having an attitude of not really caring about the outcome of something either way. It's a real hands-off, "let do" mentality towards the world.

Lazy fair, like when you go to a fair at the end of the night and they don't really want to let you on the rides because they want to go home.

I've been deciding whether or not to get a new phone but I have a real lazy fair attitude towards it.

by FairOperator September 12, 2014