facked

past tense of fack; also see fuck

yeah, see that girl over there? we totally facked.

by shhhhhhamalamadingdong December 16, 2007

poop feckers

anyone who posts at the "misc" forum at guitar.com is a gay poop fecker

hahaha eat shit poop feckers

by you dung slammers May 2, 2004

Facekeyboard

When you are chatting on the interwebs to a total dumbfu*k who keeps on arguing with you even though they're obviously wrong.

Related to headdesk and facepalm but only pertains to when using a computer.

...unless you're weird and carry along a keyboard with you, but that's your prerogative.

On YahooMessenger:

Ignorant Person: Hey I'm watching this awesome movie. It's called 10 Things I Hate About You.

You: I love that movie. And Heath Ledger.

Stupid Person: What are you talking about?? Heath Ledger is NOT in this movie. You're stupid, I just checked the info guide and he isn't one of the top characters!!

You: *facekeyboard*

by satchel_user February 1, 2010

faecetime

To use Facetime whilst directing brown traffic through ones chocolate speedway, to multitask, to drop the kids off at the pool while holding a smelly board meeting.

I'm busy manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemenation right now, I'll Faecetime you on my break!

by Deathmetalmechanic April 28, 2017

facken

A mild term for fucking

You facken dildo what are you doing??

by Fackendildo July 30, 2017

Andy Frecker

Andy is the all powerful God, of Shayla's Christian server.
He is the dad of all.
He is also very emo.
He is a booty tickler

-a guy- have you seen Andy Frecker anywhere?
-another guy- you mean dad?
-a guy- right *facepalms*

by THE BEST BOOTY TICKLER :3 July 2, 2018

wee fecker

LiL' fucker

She did siLLy things... what a wee fecker!

by AaaWanderLust December 24, 2020