facebus

A variation on the term facepalm. Used when someone or something is so stupid you would rather be hit in the face with a bus than endure it any longer.

Gigi: I was doing a meme on DeviantArt and in one of the boxes it came up with "Sasuke receives a gift of sexy lingerie from Itachi what is his reaction?"

Star: *facebus* Incest = NFTW (Not FTW).

by StarDustCrazy July 17, 2010

Facebirther

N. Someone who insists that your birthday is on a different day of the year than you were born on because they got the notification from Facebook (usually after somebody changed your birthday as a joke).

(After Mike's brother borrowed his iPhone for a few minutes.)
Facebook: "Thank you for your profile update."
Facebook: "January 12 is your birthday."
Facebook: "You are now friends with Rush Limbaugh. You share this friend with 2 of your friends."
Facebook: "1 of your friends has a birthday today, Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook profile: "Mike was born in Tanzania. Mike is the ugly twin of Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook: "27 friends have wished you a happy birthday."
Mike: "I'm going to kill my brother."
Dad: "Happy Birthday Mike. You are a good son. And I'm glad to see you have given up that liberal stuff."
Mike: "It's not my birthday, my account was hacked!"
Dad: "Don't lie to your own family son."
Mom: "You don't have to hide who you are. We still love you."
Mike: "Dad doesn't surprise me really, but I can't believe you're going Facebirther on me too Mom! You were there when I was born! We have home movies!"
Dad: "If accepting the truth makes us Facebirthers, then so be it Son. Films can be faked, but the internet can't."
Mom: "We must have adopted you. I drank a lot after your brother was born."
Brother: "Ha-ha! Happy Birthday Barack Limbaughma."

by Maddie B June 10, 2012

facebutt

having a butt for a face, and poo brains

Jack is a facebutt because he has a butt on his face

by facebutthater April 8, 2010

Facebirth

Constantly updating your facebook status to reflect your pregnancy, up to and including going into labour.

Ew, did you see Rhéa totally updating her facebirth?

by chet_woolery January 4, 2009

Facebutt

The act of sitting on your butt all day on Facebook.

Get off your Facebutt and clean your room!

by WRbobcat July 19, 2011

Facebrity

Facebrity = Facebook Celebrity
Someone who is immensely popular in the facebook circles, and whose photos on facebook are visited a number of times by his/her friends, their friends, and by their friends' friends!

Guy1: Did you check out Megan's latest photos?

Guy2: Yeah, man those are awesome, just like her other 459 photos!

Guy1: Yeah, I guess she is a celebrity of sorts.

Guy2: Yeah, a celebrity on facebook; Facebrity!!

by hoosier_brat March 2, 2009

Faceblaster

A guitar solo so triumphant that it is capable of blasting the listener's face off.

Fuck man, Dime can rip off a faceblaster like nothin'.

by Jesus McCandyland May 22, 2010