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Face Boner

When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.
Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.
by ABCDsbr January 26, 2018
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faceover

The time you waste on facebook after a party, posting a commenting idiot pics.
Oh man, I had a terrible faceover this morning, and I've got more pictures to come.
by Mavvv March 25, 2009
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faceboard

A series of keys being hit with your forehead or face to describe anger (commonly used on the internet).

A compound word of: Facepalm; Keyboard
Faceboard moment:
lkajsk;lja;klsjklajs'o;j'wsldkakshdjlsd'aljs
by Anonymous9786896343 May 7, 2010
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Facebored

Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)
1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."
by Eye-van Cal-eh-gary August 3, 2009
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Faceboomer

Member of the post WWII Babyboomer generation who has "discovered" facebook and enthusiastically posts and friends.
Since Debbie has become a faceboomer, her friends and family have been inundated with her friend requests, comments and status updates on facebook, leading her daughter to unfriend her.
by Westport Alice September 7, 2010
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iPod Facebooker

Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.
Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.
by notoriouskimmerz June 23, 2009
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Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.
Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"
by HolmesCT March 15, 2010
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