To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"
PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"
PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING
by urbankat11 February 1, 2018
Get the Faff King mug.When said quickly, an inoffensive way to advise someone to 'Fuck Off'. Best used discretely so that only people close to you can hear it, and not the intended victim. Even funnier when the intended victim THINKS they can hear it, but can't be sure, so they take no action. However, if victim is being a complete tosser, best to shout it as loud as possible in order to deliver as much offence as possible. Number of 'a' letters contained in word is directly proportional to how much you want the individual to fuck off.
'Excuse me, is anyone sitting on this chair?', 'No, you can have it - (Faaff!)'
'Sorry Sir, you can't come in here wearing jeans', 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFF!'
'Sorry Sir, you can't come in here wearing jeans', 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFF!'
by mullboy August 11, 2009
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Get the faffe mug.Stop faffing and get down here, we haven't got all day.
He spends most of his day faffing, eating and sleeping. Nothing particularly useful.
He spends most of his day faffing, eating and sleeping. Nothing particularly useful.
by smartnut007 September 4, 2013
Get the faff mug.I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs
by Nina24 June 30, 2005
Get the faff [faffer] mug.A duck or any plump fowl wrapped in saran/plastic wrap, tight enough to hold them still but not hurt them at all, none of the wrap affects their breathing or walking.
Done for the purposes of none.
Done for the purposes of none.
by MarcelM February 10, 2008
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