Grin-fucked

In business when someone smiles and shakes your hand assuring you that they have heard and will act upon your recommendation or concerns when in truth you have already been ignored and dismissed.

Manager Bob: "Our associates will not repond positively to further cuts in their benefits. I strongly recommend against it."

Executive Dick: (Smiling, shaking Bob's hand and massaging his shoulder)"Thanks Bob, we'll take that under advisement. You know our employees are our most important asset."

Dick then processes Bob's pink slip and cuts non-management benefits by 30%.

by Krace September 14, 2004

Mental fucked

When a boater doesn't know how to say Mentally retarded, he just mixes up two random curse words and puts them together.

kid 1: What's 1+1?

Boater: Mental fucked.

by Niglet12345689 August 21, 2011

Destination Fucked

When a drunk female standing on a roof tries to pull of a skating trick and gets flipped off by a child, all while in the presence of fire and a large farm animal.

"There's a Shiela drinking beer, and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard, she lays there for a while, there's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, AND THERE'S A FAT PIG"
"Okie Dokie, if someone could write about this being the new definition of Destination Fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great"

by LazarouDave November 29, 2018

That's Fucked

When a situation is so wrong words cannot describe it.It is simply just fucked.

Jerome: That nigga just got po'd and he just got out
Jacob: Damn son That's Fucked

by BariBlue July 21, 2014

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

Manser Fucked

When you're so fucked up you either piss or puke (or both) on yourself and your friends. Inspired by the Manser twins.

"Dude, are you Manser fucked yet?"

by lgfucrew May 15, 2016

Yeh Nah Get Fucked

A typical response to a mate who is asking you to do him a favour or something stupid.

Jim: Oi Bazza come crush some cones with us tonight g.
Baz: ..... Yeh Nah Get Fucked.
Jim: Righto cunt.

by ozzonic November 28, 2018