Like freckles, but caused by capillaries bursting in one's cheeks when one strains too hard during orgasm.
by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson III March 10, 2003

by Ashley Joseph March 28, 2007

by Twat Waffle May 2, 2005

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by coolguy515 December 27, 2008

The act of making salsa for a german archer named stan, and thusforth pouring it in to a pickup truck full of Jewish hobos.
I was going to fuckle last night when all of a sudden I saw ninjas attacking me and dropped my bowl of salsa!
by Bluffinwithmymuffin(; January 25, 2010
