Fuck Tard

A person who is both a “Fuck” and a “Tard” or a person who is a dumb stupid little piece of fart brained no good pimple pincher dick wad.

“Hey Jessie, do you have the homework?”
“I have a boyfriend!!!!”
“Wow, your a fuck Tard.”

by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019

fuck-tard

This is a phrase used to describe a really stupid person.
A person who is mentally insane.
A person who messes up everything.

Did this guy really stand up his girlfriend in order to go to a nerd convention? What a fuck-tard!

by ApeBeam June 3, 2018

Fuck-tarded

After amazing sex, a feeling of bliss so euphoric that you are unable to function -you are fucked so good that you feel retarded

Sex with Levi is fire, he just left and I'm still fuck-tarded.

by PrincessHeather April 9, 2023

Fuck tard

A fuck tard is a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know what weed smells like. He is also a person who’s friends gladly gave him up when we needed to talk to him. A great idolised version of a fuck tard is Timothy Meehan.

Timothy’s such a fuck tard

by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepbooooooooooo June 12, 2018

Fuck Tard

1)Any one who you find rather annoying when intoxicated due to their lack of self controll and ability to always make a fool of them selves
2) Any person you find to be stupid even when alcohol or any other substance has been induced upon the body

Scott is a real fuck tard, as he spewed every where and wouldnt stop trying to get down that chicks pants.

by Sarah June 20, 2006

fuck-tard

one that is really fucking retarded

Chody is a fuck-tard, he shorted out missy's classroom.

by The Klan Members May 24, 2005

Fuck Tard

Fuck Tard… a person in a position of power or authority that is a fucking retard, causing them to inadvertently fuck people over. This person is usually innocuous or benign, but is so stupid that they always fuck something up, causing someone to get fucked over.

EXAMPLE.. "My Fuck Tard boss shorted my paycheck again"

by smendez April 11, 2010