right the fuck off

To go from zero to ballistic in nothing flat.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.

"I was sitting at my desk minding my own business when Marsha came in and pissed me right the fuck off!"

by jsd9632 February 6, 2012

right da fuck now

Instantaniously! : This second

Get yo bitch ass over her right da fuck now!

by Renob September 10, 2003

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.

Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010

Fuck me, right?

Used whenever one is in an unfavorable situation, or whenever one feels like they are in a state of "fucked".

Nick: Hey Aaron, have you gotten laid lately?
Aaron: Nope. Fuck me, right?

Micheal: Hey, do you guys hear that ticking noise?
Alli Babba: ALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!
Micheal: Fuck me, right?

by Shady Nasty??? October 18, 2011

right in the fuck!

1. Back in the ass!
2. Well done!
3. Owned you!
4. Well play!
5. Well said, correct, agreed, true truth, as you say...

1. Abwoat:
"Those shaïtantologists devil's motherfuckers advertise on their craps in U-Dick.com, can you believe that Coasty?
Coastello:
"Sure can, they owned you, right in the fuck, stupid con!"

2. Abwoat:
"I saw that girl Chelsee last night at the Private Bitch Party, she said she wanna talk to you seriously on that matter of the money you borrowed and never returned to her 'ma. She seemed to me very upset. Did she showed up here, what happened?"
Coastello:
"Yes she moved up here"
Abwoat:
"So what did you do?"
Coastello:
"I fucked her up very seriously"
Abwoat:
"Ahhah, right in the fuck! That boobass was swearing words on yu at the party man! Damned bitches! Well done, back in her ass"

by Slangherinthenight May 16, 2008

Fuck you, right?

1) Making fun of someone by using the word "fuck you", but also using it as a question.

Devon: yoo that bitch over there just gave me a nasty stare.

Thomas: (looks to girl) hey, fuck you, right?

by NightHawkOriginal May 2, 2009