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fungal fever

Similar to the popular "jungle fever" in which someone is attracted to person of African descent.

Fungal fever refers to those who are so desperately attracted to genitalia with legions or an infection in which the said reproductive organ secretes jelly.
Man: "Damn I got that fungal fever bad, bruv."

Woman: "Your a monster."

Man: "Well my bread can't rise without a little yeast."
by FeelMyHandsome February 18, 2014
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fungalingus

When a woman's cooter is horrifically dirty, and is discovered to be in such condition after cunnilingus is performed.
"Geoff gave his girlfriend head last night. He almost threw up after that fungalingus."
by The Black Fury November 18, 2018
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frugalitarian

n. Person who is careful with his money, but not cheap or miserly, despite what people say.

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You still wearing those ratty shoes you bought at the thrift shop. What a cheapskate.

You will never understand the philosophy of the frugalitarian.

That is my hope.
by gnostic3 November 11, 2019
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frugalmiser

noun, a combination of the word frugal and miser, a person is being frugal while at the same time being a miser. Is also thought to have German dissent from the word Frügalmeiser.
Sam: why are you always such a frugalmiser when it comes to money
John(the frugalmiser): Because you never pay me back
by Goatz Man August 19, 2011
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frugalista

The latest and possibly most irritating in a series of Great Recession-era portmanteau. Also, a great reason never to buy clothes at Target.
Janice, Michele, and Kate are all frugalistas that have one thing in common: they wear bright orange pleather skorts and hi-five the mailman. They are also all dead inside.
by target_watcher October 7, 2009
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Fungaloid

A person who hath reached a state of morbid obesity to the point where living organisms thrive under the fat rolls of its host.
Did you see my friend the fungaloid? Scientists claim that there is a bacterial ecosystem in his belly-button fat.
by Panth300 October 7, 2015
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Frugaloid

To be exceptionally or fearfully cautious; frugal + paranoid.
"Be generous with Facebook likes, Pinterest follows and Tumblr hearts...

But be frugaloid about IMVU adds and applet allows."

~Mikado Hikyuu
by Mikanojo February 26, 2013
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