Fanny Frankenfurter

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by the creators of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.

I used the Fanny Frankenfurter Manuever attributed to Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Fanny Frankenfurter !!!

by L Llewellyn James April 5, 2020

The dirty frankenfurt

When your having anal sex and you get shit dick and she still gives you a blow job

Damn jace, lexi hays gave the dirty frankenfurt!

by Bbhhh May 5, 2018

Frankenfeet

Horribly smelly feet usually accompanied by crusty socks

Dude, you have some serious frankenfeet!!!

by mommyofmany24 April 14, 2010

frankencareer

An assortment of 2-3 part-time jobs that a recent college graduate falls into when nothing else pans out. All of these jobs are "short-term" and glom together into this titanic, time-eating Chronos of a monster that more or less destroys your personal life. A frankencareer is primarily due to the recent global recession, and is more than likely not due to some huge failing on the part of the recent graduate.

It is rumored that frankencareers may not be limited to younger folk and that the the tumorous hulk that is underemployment may be spreading to the (gasp) old people!

Congratulations Class of 2013! Your frankencareer awaits you!

by MaximillienTenn May 14, 2013

Frankenfriendly

A person who claims to be your friend, or has made it abundantly clear that they are your friend, even so they are so monstrously deformed or socially inadequate that no persons, other than the equally afflicted, would countenance their existence, let alone being chums.

Origin: Used metaphorically by pretentious 1970's film buff Goths and macabre people/failed scientists.

Most popular in: 1974 - Mel Brook's movie Young Frankenstein released and the stage musical "Buddy" most popular musical in Western Hemisphere.

Julie: "What the living nightmare on earth is THAT?!"
Julie's friend: "Quick, get in the car! ...he's coming over, oh...."
Frankenfriendly: "ww3453tr"E£$%£$TT" (completely incomprehensible as mouth so hideously deformed and has not been allowed to enter an education system.)
Julie & Julie's friend: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrgggg..." (driving away rather quickly, perhaps even hitting/running over Frankenfriendly, which is not a problem as he couldn't look any worse.)

by Pink Hippo Lover January 30, 2014

frankenfashion

creating or editing an piece of clothing with parts from another or many other pieces of clothing.

Example: your parents get you a new pair of jeans to replace your old ones but it turns out the new ones have no pockets, so you take the pockets off the old one and add them to the new ones. that would be Frankenfashion

Example 2: You have several shirts that you like certain parts of so you take the parts you like and put them together into a new shirt you like completely to make a frankenfashion.

by Sennen August 23, 2014

Frankenfreaks

People who eat so many genetically modified foods that they are made more of chemicals than natural materials like regular humans, making them behave in a bizarre or abnormal manner.

Those frankenfreaks go eat fast food at least twice a day.

by BeAbee107 July 19, 2016