father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

by psofrn November 8, 2012

The Former Guy (#TFG)

Twitter slang for money laundering Russian asset Donald Trump

The Former Guy (#TFG) got his ass beat by Joe Biden in the 2020 election and oozed back down to Russialago where he's perving on underage girls, playing golf, and fantasizing about stopping an imaginary steal of his fake presidency

by Uncle Joosie April 30, 2021

free former awesome band!

A gnarass band from Boyertown PA that revolutionized the musical genre of acoustindiemojazzpunkjamphunkelectrosimple. Known locally for being those 3 kids that hate everything about everything; They write songs about clothes, communism and toy story 2 and pride themselves in their use of as many instruments as they can find (acoustic guitar, cello, tin can, didgeridoo, recorder, flutes, tambourine, unplugged electric bass, harmonica, ukulele, trashcan, party noise makers, ocarinas and many more). Not even the band members enjoy the music they create, but that doesnt matter. Nothing even matters. Nobody even likes free former awesome band. I don't like them, you don't like them. That is why they are free former awesome band.

free former awesome band! is good or something.

by darkstardave23 October 27, 2008

FFK Syndrome or Former [Fat Kid] Syndrome

A person who, in the past was fat and/or utterly unattractive, but now is considered attractive by society, yet still retains the mental, and emotional status of a fat kid and therefore does not understand social cues.

"Jane may be hot now, but she still suffers from FFK Syndrome or Former Fat Kid Syndrome"

by 1122 February 5, 2009

Disgruntled Former Employer

A former employer who is furious at you for leaving before they could trump up a reason to fire you. Usually found in companies that believe they own their employees.

Bob: "I'm still getting threatening emails from my old boss."

Dave: "You should call the police; you have a Disgruntled Former Employer."

by Murray Rothbard April 5, 2008

Morning former glory

When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess

"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

The Former Shaper's "Gym"

In Hipperholme, Halifax. Situated on the A58 road, opposite Hipperholme Grammar.

Infamous for the lack of equiptment, deficiency of money invested and the owner, DIRTY LIN.

If you ever previously went to this lame excuse for a gym, i feel sorry for you.

If you have ever encountered Dirty Lin, possibly the most horrible person you will encounter, i feel sorry for you.

The best piece of news from this sh*t hole, was the closement of it last November.

The building still stands to this day. And although dirty Lin is long gone, the memories will haunt those who have experienced.

Covo bout The former shaper's "gym"

Andy: "Ever went to so called Dirty Lin's?"
Matt: "Yeah, went for two weeks, still gives me nightmares!".

by WhoRya? February 19, 2009