Flake

A Flake is someone who can think of any excuse not to show up to an event. They usually have little or no friends because they never show up to hang out. they are fuckin cunts on wheels who will bail on you at the last minute so they can just sit on thier fat ass an rub one out. Abondon all hope of ever being good friends with a flake. They cause nothing but anger an wasted money on gas an beers.

A Flake may call at the last minute to tell you he or she will not be attending the event or most of the time they wont call at all leaving you sitting there by yourself, looking like a real jerk off. They rarely, if ever admit to being a flake an usually stick to thier excuse that they had something more important to do.
Drew: "Hey are you still down to go to Vegas?!?"

Garrett: "Naw dude I cant, I got a paper to write"

Drew: "BUT ITS SPRING BREAK! Youre such a fuckin flake!"
by llegoz October 16, 2009
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n: flake

A person whose social and psychological outer layer slips away when under pressure. They lack integrity, resilience and robustness. For their protection they depend upon unrealistic and imaginative constructs.

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(I was called out on my use of the word "flake" recently and was challenged to define it. I came up pretty much with the above definition and then went through all the other definitions that people have supplied to the UD for it. I was struck by the consistency of them - especially the self-interest and unreliability. We know who these people are ...)
There's no place for flakes WTSHTF
by GrimlyFiendish January 02, 2011
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A flake is an insincere person. Insincere in anything they say or do.
Text from Tanya> hey bud let's meet out!
Text from Tanya> we be clubbin' 2nite woohoo!!
Text from Tanya> let's do this!!!

<Reply> OK let me know when you get there.

Text from Tanya> B there in 10 minutes.

....Half-hour later
<Reply> I'm here. Where the hell are you?

........Hour and 1/2 Later
<Reply> WTF? Thanks a lot.

Text from Tanya: Couldn't make it my pants ripped.

<Reply> OK next time keep your fat ass at home instead of wasting my time, Flake!
by What matters September 17, 2009
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A Frequently unreliable person who says that they will do somthing or attend somthing, but never shows. Usually this is done without notice.
"Alex isn't here yet, we need to start playing poker!... I bet he flaked again"
by John70 October 11, 2007
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A FLAKE is ONLY when a person does NOT inform the person/parties AHEAD* of time that he is unable to make the engagement. On dates, people get STOOD UP. At events, he is considered a NO-SHOW.

Later, flakes generally give lame excuses for their absence or attempt to ignore their behavior altogether.

* A flake is NOT necessarily someone who is LATE or someone who informs the party ahead of time that they are unable to make the event.
Ya know, Bob is such a flake. He coulda (at least) called to let us know that he wasn’t gonna show up.”
by MNMaxCat April 06, 2020
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to quit commitment at the last second, not showing the responsibility of keeping a promise
Darn, @6_resell flakes on me again...
by Jellygrape February 25, 2019
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"Dude, you look fucked."
"Yeah man, I'm on flake."
by Curiosal September 21, 2014
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