fracking the bowels

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

by RBAK December 12, 2016

crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.

1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.

by broberra July 5, 2018

Flicking It

The act of female masturbation by rubbing the clitoris until climaxing.

Roomate 1: Can you stop flicking it? I'm right here.
Roomate 2: Sorry, its been a while.

by Vickstaa March 20, 2009

Fracking

A new way of extracting oil from shale deposits via hydraulic fracturing. Unfortunately whoever came up with the name never saw Battlestar Galactica.

Have you heard about the fracking they're doing for oil? I don't think prices are high enough for me to start fracking people for it.

by WarHighlander March 9, 2011

tongue flicking

the spontaneous act of flicking your tongue up and down in a sexual motion. people with small tongues cannot complete this act. also very good for performing sexual favors.

emily sucks at tongue flicking because her tongue is too small. don't pay her for a shitty blowjob.

by soberhoursisters September 7, 2016

flicking the bean

female masturbation, when a female rubs or "flicks"
her clit

i caught my wife "flicking the bean

by M.Kelly January 5, 2007

Flanking

When you get to work before someone and leave after them.

The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I'm flanking the SHIT out of everyone.

by jbaby2002 August 3, 2011