fishman

A man who is an expert on various males' nipple sizes.

Fishman can accurately tell me the size of aaron's nipples.

by wellimmikedd December 20, 2010

Fishgasm

When a man is trying to reel in a very large fish, gets VERY excited, and makes very loud noises similar to an orgasm.

Dude! Did you see that video, 'Giant 600 Pound Goliath Bass breaks rod'?

Yes! That was hilarious! He totally had a fishgasm!

by MusicIsLove217 September 9, 2010

Fishtastic

Tainted seafood taco of a crab shack that offends the olfactory senses without unzipping the pants.

As I was making out with this girl I noticed that her vagina was quite fishtastic and had to immediately leave.

by The Angry Cupcake July 6, 2011

merry fistmas

a joyous greeting during holiday seasons to avoid being politically 'incorrect' and/offending people.

dunnock never cared for traditional holidays like valentines day or christmas. emo boys like to be 'different' so he came up with the phrase 'Merry Fistmas!'

by kelly a h November 30, 2005

fishnasty

The act of waiting for terri schaivo to die, then fucking her in the ass removing the last bit of nurishment she had, then fucking her feeding tube hole with it, and when you are about to pop, you defibrulate her and spunk in her mouth bringing her back to life

james cant wait for her to die so he can pull a fishnasty on her ass

by 38 March 29, 2005

Fishpaste

Cum. Stuff that comes out of a guys cock (no not a rooster).

"His fishpaste tasted way better because i made him eat fruit."

by x-[Dudeface]-x June 28, 2007

Fishgasm

When someone catches a large male salmon, swueezes the sperm onto their faces, and calls it a day.

John-your skin is so smooth, what do you use?
Paul-I get a fishgasm every morning

by Xeroxed April 9, 2010